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Hi everybody, Damian here.
The talent show from last year will be making a reappearance this year, and we’re ready to hear your acts and performances for the show.
We’re looking for a number of performers who’ll be willing to attend a rehearsal during the convention and then perform during the talent show, at midday on Monday.
If you can sing, dance, juggle or just generally perform on stage, and have a good stage presence then drop me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll get in touch. Don’t be shy if your talent isn’t shown here! We want as much variety as possible. After all, there are countless possibilities.